Things I Probably Should Stop Saying to My Children

There are things I say to my children probably way too many times thinking they’ll understand. However I never expected them to repeat some of these words. And no I am not talking about swear words. These are just sentences I use often and have made me laugh hearing them from my youngsters, but also reminded me they probably heard it far too many times and perhaps I need to be a better parent.

“Can’t you see I’m busy right now?”

I have said this usually whilst making dinner, making glasses of juice that they have asked me to make and then get asked to do something right now such as look at them doing this cool karate move or find a missing Duplo block that they need right now or they’ll die or something. I am not very good at multi-tasking at the best of times so two things is hard for me, three things? Nope, I’m sorry but gonna have to wait. But today whilst emptying the dishwasher with my son I asked him to put a pot away that I had dried. His response was “can’t you see I’m busy right now?”. He was busy putting a spoon away in the slowest possible time ever. I didn’t know whether to be angry, laugh or be embarrassed. I mean it was cheeky of him to say but also hilarious. And yet also sad because he clearly hears me say it all too often. But his facial expression when saying it just tipped me into laughter mode.

“I’m working at the moment”

Okay I don’t have a job, working is used for when I’m writing a blog post, answering an email or on the phone to someone important. So yeah perhaps cheeky of me to say in the first place but found it an easy way to explain that I’m doing something important and need to be left alone for a moment. Today my son was trying to build something with Lego and his sister kept asking him for his help. He huffed and said “I’m working at the moment!” and after a while he said “Well I guess I’m not working any more!”. Now that last one I can’t say I’ve ever said that, or at least not said such a thing in a very long time. This was all because she wanted a balloon she could not reach but every time he got it for her she would let go of it again and found it funny as hell. As did I because it was like watching a mini version of myself. I haven’t said this in a while though as I just haven’t been able to write anything here in ages and writers block has kicked me down too.

“You have got to be kidding me”

When you have cleaned up the living room and started wiping the dining table down only to hear what sounds like the exact opposite of a clean living room and see all your hard work ruined by a cup of milk all over the carpet you will say “you have got to be kidding me” or similar. This is something I feel I have said too often recently and both my son and daughter have repeated randomly. My son saying it because my youngest has broken something he has built and she often says it because there’s some cool toy being advertised on TV that has caught her eye. Hearing it from a toddler is brilliant though because it’s often said as “oo got to be kidding be” which is too darn cute.

So have you ever said anything that your children have repeated and found funny?

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